Steve French!
He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!
You may not want to know this, but you have described me perfectly
They really are beautiful animals. Deadly beauty.
Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows
They sound like real life Yoshis
There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they’re not house cats, they haven’t spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.
If not friend, why friend shaped
That has to be the most chill cougar ever.
Their face looks like “you know, I was going to murder you, but I’m just gonna see how long you keep this up for until you realize.
Playing with your food. My broccoli never rubs my feet.
“I think your little dog looks tasty. It’s literally the only reason I’m here right now.”
It’s probably sick. That’s unfortunately pretty much the only time a wild animal will react like that. I suppose there is an outside chance it’s domesticated and got out of its pen.
Is that a cougar?
Wet Cougar in the bathtub.
big cans
That’s all fun and games until he eats your face
Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I’ve raised from kittendom, who’d easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.
*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you’re a bloody arsehole.
This! I love my sweet boy and he’s so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.
I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.
Toxoplasmosis is a Hell of a drug.
He puts on a delightful and majestic display of smugness.
The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.
It’s fortunate their primary prey is plastic.
I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he’s in a mood. We’ve had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe
That looks a lot my cat. I had to get rid of it because I was allergic.
And because it ate my leg. Bit it clean off.
I miss you, kitty. 😥
Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Airborne seafood.
Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.
