The playing field is not equal so it isn’t reasonable to hold people to the same standard of making an impact.

Must have missed it the first time

This is a meme waiting to happen

Rockwell-esque is a great way to capture it. Like one of the old Saturday Evening Post magazine.

This is strangely compelling as an image

Not OP but usually mash means that there is one SSID shared across multiple routers and access points

Work will set you free

This isn’t good advice for everyone. It might not even be good advice for most people. However, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt that it would be good for you to do this.

Nicely done

That’s very un-dude, dude.

Poor Freddie is not prepared for the modern world.

Is that a cougar?

Could be a golden doodle cross between a standard poodle and a golden retriever.

Very Hyperion

Yes, Bilbo describing how it feels to have ones life elongated by the ring without knowing that the ring is doing it

He feels thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

Uncle Milton and his cat 5 anaconda …

If you work really hard you might be able to dissociate too and experience the wonders of dpdr

Many people do not grasp the sheer size of the disparity between the truly wealthy and everyone else.

For real! That’s a way to get killed!