rockerface 🇺🇦

Cats move between 3 states of matter at will. Solid when you need to move them from your chair, liquid when you need to pick them up, gaseous when they take up all available space in the apartment. Also occasionally plasma, if they’re sunbathing for too long

I prefer first lady

you motherfu-

I mean, Ukraine is always welcoming dudes, but you might not find the reception comfortable here

Now, you’re memeing, but algorithms are actually named after a guy named Muhammad Algorithm

Don’t stare at them too much, or they might stare back

complete task early, turn in results in the last day. never give them reason to up your workload

They want to abolish the separation of church and state. They want to teach creationism in schools. They want LGBT to register as sex offenders. They want to remove books from schools and libraries they don’t like.

Really sounds like they want to make USA a region of russia.

I’m just going to assume this is sarcasm, because otherwise, my hope in humanity starts wavering

I don’t know, seems pretty transparent to me

Mmm, still warm

I don’t see the downside

Also, to signify Homelander being a man-child

Still saves more lives than Homelander

I, for two, would like to see the same

They get energy from drinking the tears of Dark Souls players who have to fight it as a boss

Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don’t go away on their own

And the phone call icon being a landline

“There are multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in this region. Are you sure that whatever you doing is worth it?”