Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

🎶Cruella de Vil. Cruella de Vil. If she doesn’t scare you, not anything will.🎶

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

Most general purpose programming languages nowadays are designed to be easily human readable. But with this, I now have to understand the syntax of another “programming language” in addition to the programming language it outputs. How is this helpful in any way?

There are already plenty of template generators that can generate boiletplate code with parameters. This seems like a complete waste of time.

Ok, now this is just showing off. Patch cables all the exact required length and everything all nice and neat. I bet you check your backups regularly and do a monthly DR fail over test too.

…Kidding aside, your setup looks really good.

Anyone still on Shitter is just asking for whatever they get at this point.

Insurance Companies: “Climate related disasters are acts of God.”

Also Insurance Companies: “Welp, time for us to GTFO of places where ‘acts of God’ seem to be occuring with increasing frequency.”

What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the prime directive.

If you’re a dude and you’ve never tried a prostate massage, you don’t know what you’re missing. Feels a little weird at first but then it feels really good.

I can still smell the interior of my dad’s Fifth Avenue.

And boy are they hungry.

Chronic lead poisoning at an early age is a hell of a drug.

God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.

To be fair, Windows has huge, maybe even unreasonable, demands placed on it for backward compatibility due to corps not wanting to dump their 30 year old legacy software. And to Microsoft’s credit, they actually manage to do that pretty well while maintaining a reasonably stable OS. Most of the time, anyway.

The increasing interest in using Windows as a conduit for ads and data collection is what they really chafes me and is the primary reason I’m slowly moving away from Windows.

overstay torso

It happens to a lot of people after their mid 20’s. Damned slow ass metabolism.

Horsepower is a very rough “average” of work output over a given period of time. It doesn’t really account for spikes in load. For that we’ll have have to consider the torque. So the real question is, how many foot/pounds or newton/meters does OP need to handle 10 gigs of throughput?

I’m gonna need to put oversized tires, a jack, and a custom air intake on it for all my trips to Walmart.

I think Jon Stewart would make a great president. I also think he would probably be miserable and I would hate to do that to him.

Kind of feels like our “crossing the Rubicon” moment. Except instead of an intellgent and accomplished general leading an army, we got a clown leading a circus.

I have an idea! Let’s put the guy whose policies partly contributed to our current economic state back in charge of everything. He’ll definitely fix it this time.