Just wait until you find out about pantomime Dames

How do you upvote one thousand times with just one account?

Thank you, kind stranger

Cause funding the military is 50% of our taxes 🤸🤼‍♀️🤹‍♂️

This! I love my sweet boy and he’s so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

Love this. Especially 2b. I hated this about working in a cafe.

I’m only talking to you at all because I’m being paid to do so. I’m only smiling because my job is customer service. I’m being nice because you’re a fellow human, not because I want you in any way