Elon has the charisma of stale white bread. Trump’s a gullible, narcissistic bully. Elon isn’t a strongman, he’s an awkward, weird nerd. Trump would give him a swirly first. However, it’s possible Elon is just smart enough to manipulate him like a little puppet. Gawd knows Trump is probably the easiest manipulated creature in possession of human DNA. The man must at least know how to fake charisma, many kids as he’s had.
A tree is like a quiet roommate, but makes a huge mess before leaving to travel internationally for half the year.