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Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration…
Ha ha onion go funny
This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.
The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
Not again!
They can’t keep getting away with it!
Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?
They’re lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I’ll tell you that
DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!
Thank God South America will be ok at least!
Here I thought the onion was satire…
Ah, I see it’s that time of the day again
This is just a metaphor for Trump’s election.
I’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
It’s because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
Wait what’s this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
not quite, Americans are Europeans as well… Just ancient.
/jk
