They can’t keep getting away with it!

You mum is a layer alright. Lay’er every night haha gottem.

Dementia simulator

Why aren’t you tending to your factory?

Walk dogs with Snoop Dogg

I’ve been dishonhouring my ancestors this whole time!

Always has been.

Food purists would have you believe there’s specific ways you have to make foods so they are correct. Like croissants are only supposed to have butter, puff pastry and water. Pizza is only supposed to be fresh soft mozzarella, crushed tomatoes, and basil. Steak should only have buttery, thymey pan sauce on it. Deviations are an affront to their culture and an insult to their ancestors.

The correct way is however you like, whatever tastes good to you, whatever you’re willing to pay for, and if you run a business, whatever sells.

I like my fried eggs on toast with cream cheese, honey and paprika. I like my pizza made ultra thin on tortilla wraps with salami, sweet potato and anchovies. I like my banana bread with choc chips AND dried cranberries. Other people are gonna like their food in different ways or even hate it my way, and that’s okay.

“You really shouldn’t be awake for this” - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.

I do not want to look

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

Who doesn’t know what a trans person is?

Saddam meme too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jail

Sometimes I worry they are being purposely dense because they want to spend more time with us.

Yeah, the thread title made me laugh. I can’t answer it because that’s never come up. For me, having 2 drinks is like doing half a poo. It just doesn’t make sense. When drinking, I would drink until I run out or pass out.

Thankfully I’m well over 2 years without a drink today, that life was hell for me.

What

“Oh, you’re expecting capitalism to collapse into anarchy? Better BUY lots of food and antibiotics to stockpile for the collapse!”

Grinch smirk

Probably about one and a half tits, if you think about it.