It’s not the inflexibility of your connecting body parts that kills you. It’s the insufficient tensile strength of the connecting tissue!

It’s not the different times at which parts of you stop that kills you. It’s the different places they are in when they do.

(C’mon, y’all. Help me out. I’m trying to start a thing here!)

It’s not the sudden stop at the end that kills you. It’s the different times at which parts of you stop.

https://jabde.com/2024/11/17/haha-so-true-reply-in-text-theory/

Alternatively, here’s a somewhat similar one: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0378216616302594

Ohh. Effing is a place!

I always thought… Never mind.

Hmm. Seems strangely on point that Ichor is the blood of the (greek) gods. (Petro- means stone, as in Petro-Oleum.)

Fee-fi-fo-fod

I smell the blood of a god

So they just… f*ck off and die.

German Amazon has it free with ads.

At least it’s not slacking off anymore.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans.

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Americans may be seeing serious savings in that picture.

I am seeing serious evolutionary pressure on liver genetics.