But dad, I wanted the 10gbps model with sfp+ Fiber support!!!

Hon, you don’t even use the 1gbps we have at home.

That’s not the point having a larger bandwidth on the server end removes bottlenecks to multiple simultaneous clients!

You kids with your new words, that’s Skibidi toilet Ohio Rizz alright.

I once saw Caesar dressing.

Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

Was thinking it was taking about a specific insurance just for the stomach and that got me thinking about having to insure each individual body part separately, like one insurance for the eyes one insurance for the teeth… oh wait.

Frank? Are you alright? That’s a window?

I know.

Oh, frank, I love you too.

Jedi:

    I can sense the future.

Anakin:

   Really?! What are tomorrows lottery numbers?

Jedi:

  Clouded is your destiny.

Anakin:

  Oh, ok… why didn’t you guys know about that clone army?

Jedi:

  Hmmm, unclear this is.

Anakin:

   I see, so the reason you couldn’t tell me my mother was dying or what Count Dooku was up to, or me and Padme are married?

Jedi:

   The dark side clouds everything.

Anakin:

   Ok, how about this, you let me on the council or I tell the senate that the Jedi are a bunch of frauds.

Jedi:

  You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.

The real reason gamers don’t have sex, the price is just too high.

Saw suddenly sounds good for some reason.

The dentists have built a self sustaining business.

Good to know, I have halved my output to keep up with your expectations.

Obviously, you don’t let money walk.

there is no evidence that BLEAGH is poisonous, in fact there is no evidence that BLEAGH exists at all, projects like S.E.T.B. (search for extraterrestrial BLEAGH) or BLEAGH foot hunters have spent years searching for BLEAGH but there is rarely any evidence besides tufts of beat hair or random spy satellites.

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

Technically that wolf could be starving to death and the stork could have came and started pecking it unprovoked.

What? Doesn’t this happen to every girl you pass? Hm must just be me.

I used to be out of bed and in the car in 5 minutes flat, I don’t know if it because I’m old or I finally noticed I stink but now it takes an hour minimum.

It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.

So shouldn’t the blessings actually work and restore his wings or something?

The line leading to Homo sapiens went extinct that day after trying to have peace talks with the much more aggressive neanderthal ancestors.