Found in the room of two soldiers who were just roommates
the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!
1, 2, 5!
3, sir!
3!
(holy yeet)
You have smited the beast with teeth that go “FfFfFtTtt!”
What an eccentric performance.
Four shalt thou not count…
Five is right out!
And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—
omg i gotta rewatch that movie
Makes a lot more sense now why they’re named after pomegranates.
There was this famous website in the early days of the internet…
But then you’re too young.
Lemme stretch your awareness a sec.
It was part of a series.
I found it while drunk. Got sober real fast.
Reading the interview he gave about it was worse than the video
The grenade pouch was invented over three hundred years later. Before that, a soldier carried only one into battle, along with his sword and shield.
Bottom has no flared end. It will destroy someone’s ass with either use.
Bummer.
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