Great idea, but unfortunately technicalities won’t get me marks.

Oh, I haven’t handed it in yet. We were supposed to write our own methods.

Why can’t we have anything nice?

I thought it best to just let people enjoy the cute birds.

If I have to use sudo, it’s wrong.

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date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

I swear, if I hear about another openly queer (and also non-TERF) person opposing DIY HRT in the current sociopolitical climate, I am going to owe my landlord for minor property damages.

i.e. I am going to bang my head against a wall until I break through to the other side.

I am a terrible person. /srs

Where’s Dr. House?

I’m not vegan, and the posts aren’t aimed at me. Just have a look at c/lemmyshitpost

Wtf is in that tea‽