Must be talking about a dwarf Trump pays to wipe his ass.

It’s been said that indecisiveness and perfectionism are liberal weaknesses, and decisiveness and being willing to ignore imperfections for the sake of the team are conservative strengths. I think Michael Moore put it best… Liberals say, “What should we do about dinner? I don’t know… do you want to go out? I dunno, do you? Well, if you do. Okay, where should we go? I dunno, where do you wanna go?” A conservative slams his hand on the table and says, “Get in the car, we’re goin’ to the Sizzler!”

¿Por que no los dos?

I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don’t be a drunkard.

So many other things are also non-binary, but people insist that not being 100% on their side means you’re a million percent on the extreme opposite hateful wrong side.

Click, click, clickity-click, click.

I’m in!

“Honey, did you leave the stove on?”

“I don’t think so. It’s probably the pans in the sink.”

For your crimes against rodentkind, Rat Court sentences you to a handstand in the Chamber of Death.

Just realized I don’t think I’ve been sick since I had COVID three and a half years ago.

PUNY HUMANS, I HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL !!!

GAME OVER - YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.

Could you stop by my office? Bring your cardkey.

Oh you’re right, I should have said “mean” instead of “average”. Average and mean used to be the same but the definition of “average” has changed through misuse.

Make a Molotov cocktail outta that stuff and you could level Moscow! Problem is nobody can run away fast enough.

Just saying this proactively: Half the people are dumber than the Median, not the Average.

Mary Shelly, original Goth Girl

She ran away from home, lost her virginity in a graveyard - probably on her mother’s grave, and kept her husband’s bone-encrusted heart in a box. Fuck your eyeliner.

Have to admit this graphic kicks ass! Mom’s computer lol.

So you see, kids, it turned out boomers didn’t actually hate younger generations, they were just preparing them to repel the impending Borg invasion in the only way possible. Once the angst-ridden Borg Queen committed suicide and the collective was freed, together we used Borg technology to create the interstellar utopia we have today.

I liked yesterday’s picture of the Titanic nosing deeply into the water and somebody up on the stern end saying if we’re supposedly “sinking” how are we up so high? Classic denialist mentality. Unfortunately also typical of the meme-level thinking people do on most issues now.

Exactly - people with fewer options make less trouble. The only tricky part is not knowing where the end of their rope is, like with that Mangione guy.

I get the feeling a lot of lemmy users are high school sophomores who would upvote anyone who calls mom a bitch for taking them to the dentist.