The audience can’t seem to differentiate commas from; well, every other punctuating mark. What are you hoping to achieve, here?

A friend tried to get me into Amway. I heckled him and refused.

He asked me again and I was more serious this time. I said no, and threatened if he asked me ever again it was the last he’d speak to me.

He asked again. I said “remember how I said we wouldn’t be friends if you kept proselytizing that shit to me?”, to which he replied, “yeah, but lemme sketch this out to you because it’s awesome.” Like, he wasn’t sorry and he still tried to bring me onboard.

I left. Didn’t speak to him for 31 years. He died in COVID.

I hear you saying “not compatible with FHS” but then extra words I no longer need to hear.

I worked on that.

It was SuSe with any branding or tools ripped out, the carcass kicked over the fence for the rest of us to try to make an OS out of.

It had no chance. What we got was a bleeding corpse after SuSE had a sellable product to compete against us all with.

It killed turbo, it killed conectiva and it killed openlinux. Horrible thing.

What? You mean ‘popular’ is not the same as ‘best’ (or often not even ‘good’; see ‘trump’) ? Un-possible!!

Also. Let’s talk about weirdos who do not close their bio-waste disposal .

Sorry, my Finger Eleven album is feeling triggered.

Coronavirus is here to stay now, just like the flu.

By ‘the flu’, do you mean that virus where one entire strain was eradicated by masking and distancing over the winter?

THAT flu? The one with the strain that died out after trivial effort? Do you want to use it as an example of some perennial curse, or are you saying that we can eradicate covid again with similarly trivial effort?

It’s gonna be emacs. You know it, we all fear it, but it’s gonna be emacs and some visicalc-mode shit.

Yeesh! I forgot about that one; maybe because it made me think sad things about Americans. Learning this week that half of the population isn’t literate enough to read a prescription bottle, well that’s reignited sad thoughts and worries. #noChildKeptBehind

There’s someone on lemmy from my building. It’s only about 350-400 units.

VM’s I still

So each VM has their own iStill? That’s a new $2ooo gadget from apple?

Not sure I’m parsing the apostrophe correctly. They’re still not for pluralization EVER, right?

probably have two last names.

Savage.

Careful. The yaml cult will come after you in a long and formless column, and only self destruct when one of them is a step too far to the left.

Oh God. Please, use anything but Ansible.

really tall guy from Jack Reacher

That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

Didn’t it get resold again to a Chinese firm? Please tell me they’re independent again.

have ran

have run

secret boys

“How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony”

spy

Spy ON.

Too busy, those beavers.