Government systems should be locked down and limited.

Linux is already what a decent chunk of servers run, so I don’t really see it increasing malware.

But seriously, my dental hygienist is pretty rough because my permanent retainer grows tartar like crazy, but I’ve never bled since I started flossing daily.

1GB is so 2010s. Now it’s all about 10GB

Elon would fade into obscurity if the media stopped covering his attention whoring.

Oh, trust me, we have like 6 jars in the fridge.

You can buy jugs of pickle juice now. I pour it in popsicle molds to have after yard work and such.

You can tell by the way it is

Yup, worked enterprise IT for a global call center, and I was expected to answer my phone at a moments notice. Even if I was in bed with my wife, I was expected to stop and answer. All while being paid 50% below market. Since the overseas IT teams were worthless, getting called at 2am was common.

Yes, in the same way that Family Guy can get away with sexist and racist jokes. They’re making people like that look like clowns.

It’s in the same realm as satire

Because accelerationist arguments are always wrong.

Not really, it’s making fun of him for being sexist.

Well, with the coming nuclear wars, you might just grow a third.

If the earth were shrank down to the size of a golf ball, you could feel houses.

They’re asking if you could assassinate someone and avoid prison by joining the military.

¿Porque no los dos?

The money companies spend on advertising isn’t just thrown away. They wouldn’t be spending the money if it didn’t net them a return.

Same with charity advertisement.

Yup, I’m on testosterone and have to have “therapeutic phlebotomy” every so often. That’s just a fancy name for bloodletting

Which is dumb because the original is already super cool.

Yeah, humans are fucking awful, by and large. Just look at the entirety of human history.