Every experiment needs a control.

Yeah, but Joy got out of it in like 5 minutes. If I know sadness, it’ll float right out while eating my last cheez-it.

T-1000 David Bowie is pisssssed.

Gorge and neatly digest all living felines?

“I just want to feel the power between my legs.”

Edit: Probably “Hot dog, now that’s a horse!”

Listen, that micro USB b to 16 pin will come in handy one day…

Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

Only the important ones.

Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…

Pegging isn’t a replacement for a prostate exam any more than getting punched in the tit is a mammogram, despite the similar sensation. Get your butt (and your boobs) checked.

Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

I fucking love that line so much.

I enjoy the subtle throwback in the sequel where Malcolm says, “What is this, some kind of Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World?”

You’ll shoot your hand off, kid.

Oh no, I totally get it. I’m just trying to see some bright spot in these dark times. The vibe of the picture is fun, and I hope the people in it were having fun. I’m overly cynical by nature, so I’m trying to not jump to horrible conclusions with everything I see, because it was really effecting my mental health.

Or it could be a joke picture with some people having fun. Is there some context I’m missing?

As if the world hasn’t collectively had its head up it’s ass recently…

“I should not have tapped that.”

Lmao. I saw it and I immediately know it was the St. Augustine lighthouse. St. Augustine is the only thing I miss about Florida.

Squirrel: this is a long five seconds.

Casper: squirrels can’t tell time. Now put your fist back in.