Do you have any idea how far I’d have to travel to touch grass?
What if I touch bush instead?
You can also touch tree
Don’t talk about your mother like that
There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?
Touch snow instead
I’m doing my part
It’s snowing 😭
Then play in the snow! You can build a thing
then fucking SHOVEL IT!!
Lucky you
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.
Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!
Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.
Nah mate
