Ok. I’m itchy now. Thanks.
No you can’t make me!
Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.
It’s -20, I’ll have to dig out some grass.
Nah mate
Sorry I’m allergic
Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.
It’s fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )
How do you get past the great firewall to post here?
Wrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it’s Northern India.
Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
imma touch ass instead
Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
Grass is frozen, got frost bite.
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.
Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
