Strawmanning the open source federated social media enthusiast crowd as unaware fans of meta?

picking fights they can’t win

Thaaat’s the scary part, they could win them twice or thrice over. If it were wholly bluster, it could be ignored. But it isn’t. It’s half obfuscation through flooding the field and half testing the waters.

entire archive.org

How much would it cost to store like 100 petabytes for (conservatively) 40 years?

Thanks, Obama

But don’t worry, he eventually befriends a pair of losers, murders his uncle, impregnates his sister, and institutes apartheid once again!

Infant genital mutilation or anime

Merely as a middle step, it still goes down to 55, but then it improves dramatically. I think it even becomes sentient and friendly. After a few hours, it says “hi”

PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE

Lot of dead dogs in the confusion after someone yells “fire!”

That’s hilarious, Keurig™ would never allow anyone to use unaffiliated cartridges.

I question whether anyone can remain entirely sane. We all have idiosyncrasies and delusions, and anyone denying they have them would be either a liar or terrifyingly inhuman.

“Saturday only” what? For the offer? The change in hours? No lottery on Saturday? Is the store only open on Saturday? Typos are fine, but at least segment your information to make it intelligible. (Note to self, post nonsense signs in windows)

I love how well this works as a metaphor. 10/10, no notes

Unrelated to the post proper, but it’s interesting that alt text doesn’t transfer between posts. Alt text is attached to the post, not the picture, so crossposting doesn’t include the alt text. Would be neat if the devs could create more universal alt text

All I’m asking is where do I jizz?

https://www.e-architect.com/england/sliding-house-margate

It’s even more interesting than that!

It’s funny to remember that bricks used to be structurally relevant. Also, that’s a wild pattern on the broken windows. Looks like snowflakes

credit where it’s due

I fail to see the difference

This was my dad. He fucking despised capitalism and giant corporations, and forcing them to mail him a check for $.15 several times a month was his go-to antagonism. He might, legitimately have been a facet of the fall of sears and the one holding the USPS together, the way he forced sears to mail him a check every few days.