It’s for insurance purposes, Captain!

“It was poetry in motion!”

Of course he’s big, he knows where all the best restaurants are!

“Yes that’s right, I’m no longer lonesome because this kind stranger gave me a copy of Vonnegut’s Slapstick!”

“No one would ever surrender to the Dread Space Pirate Westley.”

“hurk – I mean, you look great!”

I like the style! Kind of reminds me of Wondermark.

“You mean the revolver, sir?”

Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?

(Kidding! I love you all!)

The victim:

OOOO

Things got really crazy when the zoo was in the red.

Whoa, that was my original Xbox Live handle.

“Oh my god, it’s the blankity Smurf!”

Poor Kuma swore he would never let this happen again.

“I’ll just wander over to this corner while you think about that, hm?”

Even centuries later, GNU Hurd still isn’t viable.

You’d think the whole ship would go dark while it was building Moriarty, like the Heart of Gold trying to make a cup of tea.

Being a skeleton is bad enough, but being a skeleton that sweats has got to be the worst. “Hey there, clammy-bones!”

r/fiction more like.