… only a green necktie?!

Check for X’s on the back of her paws, she might be straight-edge.

“This clinches it: Salvador Dali is the culprit.”

“Cry ‘breakfast,’ and let slip the eggs of war!”

“Now, off to kill Quaid before he starts the reactor.”

It’s a picture of her cat, Shoelace. I assume that all of the other months also have a picture of Shoelace 😸 .

Hmm…

Weeping ham.

Identity theft was a lot more hands-on back in the day!

“You boys haven’t been talking to Nicole, have you?”

Horsefight?

That’s weird, I’m able to see it without logging in. I’ll just go ahead and upload it to the post so you should be able to see it on Lemmy.

I stumbled across Doctor Who when I was five years old (Tom Baker, of course) and have been a fan ever since. I had no idea how to recommend it to an adult until just now – thank you!

“Authentic frontier gibberish!”

Perhaps his workload should be diminished?

“Look, give me a Scooby Snack and I’ll tell you what you wanna know.”

Any other comic strip, I would assume that’s a person in a ham suit. This being Heathcliff however, I have to assume that it is a giant, living ham. Sentient creature or vacuous meat golem? I dare not speculate further.

“Ahead, impulse power.”

“… uh, how much impulse – you know what, never mind.”

It’s nice that she’s on board with both of those answers 🥰

LOL, when I was a kid Halloween was the good food holiday!

“Hey man, like it’s not my fault you’re bad at your job!”