Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.

But earth is in space and I am ALMOST certain earth has air around it!

Look up xkcd world stop spinning

The late great Forrest Gump?

You’d be functional how surprised can be the illiterate.

All 7 words he knows? It’s called THE WEAVE!..or something.

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

Xeric Shrubland is going to Google his name in 16 years and dedicate his life to hunting you down.

Sounds like disassociation.

I looked it up in the Theseusaurus, they are the same.

How is AC being a game changer surprising?? When it is hot I see my contacts in the UK sitting with icepacks in their laps or with fans all around them spraying themselves with water. Imagine if the whole room was just a tolerable temperature, it isn’t hard to picture. Seems odd.

(Yes I get it just isn’t a thing there and they have buildings older than time itself…but still…)