[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he’s cumming!
Guess Sircumalot didn’t fit
Merry jismas, everyone
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
Jizz Lord
Still, I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo…
And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
I randomly got into making Uzbek food thanks to Youtube recommendations. One of their dishes is called “jiz biz”, which consists of fried sheep liver, kidney, lung, heart, and intestines served over potatoes. I’ve never tried making it - I’m not sure whether the actual dish or the dish it sounds like to American ears would be worse.
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
An absolute classic.
You’re talking about the world’s foremost analrapist.
What is this supposed to be?
“A new start” but with “nu” instead od new because too few letters
“a new start”
But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You’ve met my ex’s?
jeremiah?
no… he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
