But I don’t want a plot that differs from classics like Hot Frosty and Knight Before Christmas.

Eli & Fur

In my particular case, it is called “working parent”

I don’t decorate, but my husband does (he’s super into it and I am not). He decorates the house for Halloween, thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. One year, my kids made me put a waving jack skellington on my back windshield wiper.

This did in fact blow my mind!

Dumb question: where do you store your eggs now, if not the fridge? My American mind is reeling.