Ah yes, the WristEnder 5000.

Due to interdimensional events.

It has therefore lost its ability to electrocute on contact.

That’s my job.

I was brought up on a Commodore 64. I wrote my first program at the age of six using a guide from a computer magazine.

Make of that what you will.

Blubber blimp.

He holds my heart.

Social acceptance lies in the delivery.

What’s French for “Woopsie.”?

And the reason school bathrooms can’t just have kitchen doors that you can back into to open from either direction?

“Don’t die for a cigarette.”

Poetic irony.

“I’m looking right at you.”

I consider it an improvement over Beowulf.

A slight improvement.

Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”

That’s the kind of uncle I hope to be someday.

Who else watched the world premier of Caretaker?

I was there, Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago!

“You have my drone.”

“AND MY AXE!!”

Conclusion: Kim Kardashian is the primary source of the Ebola Virus in America.

I think this Mandela character is a Q.