Maybe

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

That number still remains at zero.

It’s the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

James Taylor

Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

East? I thought you said weast.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

I don’t care about the voter apathy party.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Joe Exotic?

Does anyone really know what time it is?