What a terrible day to have eyes…
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
Is that where the name comes from?
No, no no no no!
Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Hotel? Trivago
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
*in church
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Actual strawman just dropped
