Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?

Is it ribbed for her pleasure?

That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

If you paint the chord in camo you can leave it there and no one would know.

The joke is on him because Jimmy will be using a coffin ⚰️ for gloves. It’s not illegal!

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

It took me a while to learn that:

Reverse proxy= your page lives in your basement but only your DNS knows. From outside everyone goes to “my page is cool.com”

VPN= LAN but in WAN…go to Starfucks and you can still get your files from your basement’s NAS

I’m sure they got other meanings, but this frame helped me a bit. Hide your IP!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

The new book “Australopithecus clusterfuck, the ins and outs of a lost hominid” has a good ring to it.

We should ask putin how he likes his beans that I assume is the only way he’s surviving. Can’t trust anyone who makes a cheese burger or something.

…how to poison beans…

Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.

Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.

Except if Trump is the owner. That fool can bankrupt inanimate objects.

This is not social. It’s antisocial!

I propose a total halt to any sexual activity with any Trump supporter. This will go on for the 4 years that asshole is in power and until a reasonable president that is not a rapist racist asshole is elected. Sure that guy could be republican but I highly recommend elsewhere.

We gotta look Canadian when we go out of the country now.

Here’s my pound of gold 🥇 Mr Trump. Are you fucking me? How come I can’t feal anything yet? Oh well fine, it’s not a problem. …Anywhere you’d like Mr president, I’ll clean it off. Oh yes, the migrants are all bad. All of them. Oh yes, the enemy within! Terrible things. More licking? Ofcourse Mr president!

His last name is Trump! Actually I don’t know what they used to call him before but this is his last one hopefully.

I hope our future dictators are handsome or beautiful and that they come with nice body parts, so when we have to suck their dicks, we can at least enjoy it.

In the end everyone gets infinite less starting instantly the moment you stop having less more. When it happens to you, everyone you know is deeply saddened for a tiny amount of time compared the infinity of your new none conditional situation.