For me it’s legs. You’re down there anyway.

“Lupus out of spite” does sound like a legit medical condition.

Is this an AC unit?

But it’s bad when we eat seafood?

“Yo. Fuck this air, guys. I’m going back.”

On his dime, try pooping on his car instead.

Didn’t the CIA invent crack in the 80s?

“We highly recommend gassing civilians indiscriminately is like probably not really the best idea.”

Does celery have a lot of protein? TIL

They have cake and cow already. Two decent c words to choose from.

Right but it lists those separately.

Uh… to whom?

Who is buying a black market skeleton?

Is there a generator for these?

The window on the left isn’t even labeled.

This grocery store has outdoor seating?

I think I went to high school with that guy.

One day I went to bed at 22 and woke up in my 40s. Where did it all go?

I’m exhausted just reading about all this. Think I’ll go back to sleep for a bit.

I have to wonder if anyone at Microsoft is paying attention. It’s like New Coke in the 80s. They quickly realized they fucked up and rebranded the original as Classic Coke. I’m wondering if there will be a Windows Classic coming out soon with no AI, no subscription, no forced cloud dependency bullshit. lol probably not but whatever.

Keeping with the soft drink analogy, I think Pepsi tried something similar in the 90s with Crystal Pepsi, which also failed miserably.

If “lime must go up” always, then they need to come up with a better way than product enshitification.