Some 78 year old docent will approach you.
I have a picture of my wife posing in the children’s cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.
I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.
This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone…
I read this wrong and thought this was akin to “don’t dip your pen in company ink”
Has she considered infodumping? I hear that’s a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that’s her interest.
I have a museum near me that has some old trains… 🤔
Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about…
So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?
Erebus is a stand up guy, he won’t stab you in the back.
What’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Keep starin
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Devilishly clever!
There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear
I mean, they’re not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.
Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don’t have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.
A random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It’s a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)
A random bear is a lot more likely
I get the feeling you’re not acquainted with wild bears.
Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.
Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)
This is about being with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…
g with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…
This was the sauce
https://people.com/would-you-rather-be-in-woods-with-bear-or-man-tiktok-8644184
be in the woods with a bear or a man
The Parks Service is reporting on bear attacks in the woods.
While true it’s not man attacks in the woods, it’s close enough to at least understand it.
Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you
I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.
Go stand by an E-111. You don’t want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile
machinepartner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.lolll & with that edit and the strikethrough it seems like you really had to go back in and correct “machine” lol
You may not form romantic bonds with aircraft, but I do. I’d fuck an airplane if given the chance.
What’re you, a dragon?
They said airplane, not car. Fucking airplanes is more of Boeing thing
Okay, but hear me out…
F86 Sabre.
Consolidated PBY Catalina.
Camillus AutoGyro.
I kinda like the Fairey Rotodyne as well, but she’s a screamer and I don’t want to get deafened.
Found the alt for swiftonsecurity
NCD is leaking again
And it’s glorious.
What, even a Galaxy?
F-16s are the step sisters of the plane world though.
F-35 is triplets… But kinda the conjoined type.
F-16 would be a freak in the sheets.
Galaxy… I don’t know if I could take something that big.
Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder
Just go join a hobby club filled with guys, like electronics, radio, astronomy, FPV drones, RC cars, etc… Or if you’re more of a physical person: paintball, camping, fishing, shooting… Don’t do audio though, a lot of audiophiles are fucking dumb.
I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.
That’s because it was written very shittily.
Dating apps aren’t working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.
She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.
Maybe, if she wants an older man that has RFID sheets.
Who doesn’t?
Who does?
No seriously, I want to slide into their dead drop and swap messenger pigeons.
As a man, i just wait in front of a mural with angel wings and wait around for the million of wonen who take their profile pictures there.
I wonder if that’s Willow Run, I was just there. Totally would have lied about the planes to her. No on second thought this has hard barriers around the planes, WR there’s nothing.
It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying
The Imperial Roman section also works.
