wife

1995

posting here

big sysad vibes

A species unburdened by the trappings of social media

These ads are preem, choom

yOu’Re FiReD

Because isolationism has worked out so splendidly for us in the past. Fuck this country.

We had the internet in the 90s. It just wasn’t in every 12-year-old’s pocket all day, and the nefarious smoky room types were too old to understand how it worked, let alone carry our mass manipulation campaigns with it as the medium.

Boo hoo Sally

Yes you have arrived at exactly my fucking point

Too much typing. alias kill="kill -9"

Not just as bad, but bad in a lot of the same ways.

That’s what you’re supposed to do, though. They’re fun space cowboy movies. Anybody who gets upset about the prequels being cheesy or having plot holes is just remembering the originals through rose-colored lenses.

Revolutionary for the time, sure, but the fact that some of it didn’t work in spite of the level of ambition is (for me, at least) part of the charm.