That’s the romanticized, traditional Indian cowshit mix trying to approximate it. (Not doing a disparaging stereotype here, that’s just literally how the article says they make it.)

I’d be surprised if it actually contains the compound we’re talking about.

They might’ve been making it for 10,000 years for all I know. I don’t know shit.

𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖

Not even a joke, that’s a very concise way to put the argument.

You have multiple sauce cooks and they’re in charge of office security?

Sure, but sometimes Thor just says stuff.

The slutterfly shall inherit the world.

Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.

That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

Oh, I’ve seen that video

Hook horrors.

Needs a few more minutes in the frying oil.

Well, this one was obviously built backwards.

No, not at all. Typically they’re built so the front falls off.

It would actually have happened an infinite amount of times already, if either the universe is infinite, or there are infinite universes.

Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf?

Yes. Because we don’t know how to vote.

Thoughts and prayers? No. Fines. Potentially jailtime. Potentially forcing them to sell farms and factories.

But you do not want it. You’re delusional and thinking the animals will just have to endure for a little while longer while you’re working on getting the entire planet to switch to a vegan diet.

Besides, you need the worst cases to stay around.

You need to film conversion content, and it’ll have to be fresh and gruesome content to be effective.

I’ve come to understand that the healthiest people aren’t vegans.

It’s just that despite often lacking certain nutrients, vegan diets tend to enforce being at least kind of healthy unless you go ridiculously overboard on fruit or vegan junkfood.

But eating beef/honey/eggs being “self-harming”? Fuck you very much.

I am completely disinterested in your arguments, and will continue buying ridiculously good foods from abusive sources. Sources that I’d prefer to regulate in terms of animal rights, but every time that comes up, you people divert the conversation to “if you’re not gonna be vegan you’re evil either way so it doesn’t matter” and everyone tunes out.