Rich people pay me lots of money to reupholster their ugly, boring-ass beigey-grey furniture to make it look… same ol’ boring beigey-grey. Then they display it In their giant beige house.
Makes me want to fucking scream. Rich boomers have absolutely no fucking taste.
Okay so I’ve told this story before… completely changed my perspective on my beliefs.
One day, I was making food for my young one. He was maybe a bit over 2 years old? Maybe 3. Anyway, I made him food and said “anything you don’t eat, I’ll put into a baggie”.
He then asks “what’s a baggie?” I show him the sandwich baggies in the drawer and then explain that grocery bags can also be called “baggies”, say “see?” then showed him a plastic grocery bag from the cupboard.
His eyes get all wide then ge starts sobbing. Alarmed, I ask him what’s wrong and he sobs “No baggie!!! No baggie!!!” I asked him why and he says, still crying, “My old mommy… she put a baggie over my head and I died!” He then immediately stops crying, like nothing had happened, and went to play with his cars. I tried to coax him into repeating what he had just said, like “what? Hun, what do you mean? What did you say?” And he looked at me like I was bonkers and just said “huh?”, apparently not remembering what he had said moments before, even after I brought it up at multiple different times of the day.
All of this was completely out of character for him, and nothing like that ever happened again. He was never told about death or shown it in any media at that point or anything else like that, so I was baffled.
It definitely made me rethink my stance on things like reincarnation and stuff like that. It was… too strange. Never could explain it.
Never 4get.
What if I’m little in the middle but I got much back? ):
Trash follows him wherever he goes.
—sees a woman in a game store—
“Ummmm is she lost?” —scoff—
—laugh track plays—
Unironically actually in the show.
Gave birth.
My son just called it “the tittieverse” and now I hate ALL of you.
Listen: I’ve never gotten sick from eating slightly moldy bread. Ever.
Scallions, however, sent me to the emergency room shitting blood (turns out it was an allergy or intolerance or some nonsense).
I ain’t one of those “Taco Bell gives me explosive diarrhea” nerds. That’s weak. 😤
Does it make your guts rumble, fr??
I dunno. I miss him, though… and his pony pal Pokey, too.
…is bread mold harmful to eat?
I was a child who had been SA’d by an adult man. The adults around me told me to pray for forgiveness. I was 12.
Years later, I went to get a visitor’s pass to visit a friend at my old Christian school. They aggressively denied me entrance.
I have a museum near me that has some old trains… 🤔
I don’t like beer or most alcohol, so I have a drink maybe a few times per year.
One single alcohol is enough to get me tipsy, and we are similar in dimensions.
Have fun on your date!! (:
Lemon beagle.
Right?? I don’t even break 300 weekly. ):
EDIT: Sorry, Errer! I wasn’t trying to make you feel bad. It it definitely a good deal, tbf! For those who can afford it.
YES YES YES YES YES!!!
They’re trying to sow the seeds of outrage. Do not take the bait.
Gaudy is fun af! I’d absolutely do it!