Just get a bionic weiner while you’re at it.

Robin Hood

Yeah this is between them. Leave them alone or offer support. Negativity won’t help anything

Yea same. New places, new people, and trying to figure out where I’m going stress me the fuck out. A vacation is just a whole week of that. No thanks. I want to use my time off to relax. If someone else wants to plan the whole thing and I just follow them around it’s fine but I don’t want to deal with that shit myself. It’s not enjoyable to me at all.

I just don’t want pictures of myself on the internet. I value my privacy. Huge part of the reason I never had a dating profile.

Gonna go take a bath with my work laptop if anyone needs me.

Also a guy and never really thought about it. It’s not like I ever had multiple options to choose between. Just have to take whatever comes with the few women that have been interested in fucking me.

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It’s their universal translator translating it into words the human understands.

I saw my retired grandparents buy property in the country and spend all day working on their garden and continuously making improvements to their home and doing other projects that interested them. In the summer they traveled the country and camped. If you spend your retirement wasting away in front of the TV that’s on you for not finding some hobbies.

I learned early on as a child that you might as well participate in the fucking around because you’re just gonna get lumped in with the rest of them when the finding out happens.

That probably wouldn’t have been too far off.

They banned me for giving my opinion on how child molesters should be punished and then permabanned me for doing it again when I got back. Funny thing is people say the exact same kind of shit about all kinds of other people and those comments are fine… weird how they only care to protect people who molest children.

I CAN’T FIND MY DOCUMENT!!!

Okay, where did you save it?

I DON’T KNOW, I JUST CLICK SAVE LIKE ALWAYS!!!

*remotes into workstation and clicks save only to find the file was saved in their temp directory*

I had that conversation hundreds of times when I was doing desktop support…

I used to work at a auto shop and one time a lady came in wanting an estimate to replace the majority of the exhaust on her car. We didn’t do exhaust work so the only way for me to price that out for her was to go based off the purchase of all the components from the parts shop which would have been way more expensive than a shop that actually does exhaust work. I told her as such and then she insisted that I price it out anyway which took forever because I had to find a diagram of her cars exhaust and cross reference all the parts with the parts shop website and then the entire time she’s bitching at me about how long this is taking. I continued to explain that going to an exhaust shop would be cheaper and she continued to insist. When I handed her the estimate she glanced at it, laughed in my face, and stormed out. That shit happened almost 2 decades ago and it still pops into my head frequently.

Yea, I was just thinking this morning how fucked up it is that there’s nothing you can do if you’re in this situation to catch up. The world won’t stop moving while you try to figure your shit out and you’re just fucked if you fall behind while trying to deal with it.

Mayhem commercials are the only decent commercials there has ever been or will ever be. I don’t remember what brand they are advertising for but that’s beside the point.

Reminded me of this guy.

This is the plot of the first Joker movie…

Oh you know, laundry and suicidal ideations. The usual.