Big Carl vibes.
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Goon of fortune.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Now there’s a brand new sentence
Add some maple syrup. But goes better with rosé.
Add Ice Cubes?
Damn right 1 glass! This is the way
Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.
I do this and if you add a slice of fruit to the edge no one questions it at all
Where’s the straw?
Now I want a Moscato juice pouch. Are these a thing yet? How do I make this a thing?
speaking as someone who is currently trying to stop drinking every day: this looks delicios
Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?
Wine and cheese party I’d guess
Those cheeses pair nicely with the locker room scent. If you were cultured you would know this.
I’m more of a beer gal myself but I could still go for some right about now. I really need to take the edge off.
