I like when they use the picks to get all the plaque out, then you feel your teeth with your tongue and you can feel all the sharp ridges that were dull from all the buildup.

Do audiobooks count as reading?

Save some for the rest of us my guy

That’s fair.

Steam would be a great place to start. Tons of games, many of them free. If you’re willing to buy some hardware, getting a Switch would be a good bet. Lots of excellent games, many of them are beginner-friendly.

Or don’t give Meta any money. Idk, I just don’t want something made by Meta that has cameras and an internet connection inside my home.

But if there are 7 billion humans and n bacteria, and 50% of them are snapped, wouldn’t approximately 3.5 billion humans and n/2 bacteria be snapped?

Me too thanks

That’s not how percentages work

There’s a guy who works near me and I frequently drive past his SSR. Gotta say I’m not a fan but as long as he’s happy with it then great.

I get this reference.

I drink in the basement.

We don’t have basements 'round these parts but I’ll cheers to that.

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Same

Stop that.

I like your optimism but I think he was just the test run.

Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.

“Why do you have a knife??? Who are you going to stab???”

I’ve gotten this one too. I’ve had a knife on me almost every day for the last 15 years or so and I’ve managed not to stab anyone except maybe myself a little bit.

Tool use is what sets us humans apart from most animals, so can you at least try and not embarrass your species?

I’m stealing this.