Get good at cooking. No, really! People love to eat.

Yeah that sounds familiar

It’s all good! The fact that you want to be inclusive is great. They have a contraction for nonbinary pronouns in french? that’s awesome.

Nice! Does your partner come from a big family? I’ve found that “sneakily paying the bill for everyone” happens a lot in family reunion meals

I have to eat three meals a day, but I don’t walk around with a plate of food all the time

As I kid, I thought it was interesting that while there were male and female voices available for voice assistants (like Siri), people would always pick the female ones

I considered doing this when I was working at Subaru, but I decided to take the high road

Okay, I suppose in the future I’ll do better to check my privilege. But what does mental arithmetic have to do with handedness?

Once upon a time I read a statistic that said left-handed people were more successful than righties so I taught myself to write and do all sorts of things left-handed. I’m still a fuckin loser but at least now I’m ambidextrous, so take whatever lesson you want from that

look if god wanted women to exist He would’ve given Jesus big ol’ titties

I’ve been a man for most of my life. It hurts my feelings when people say “cis men don’t deserve this or that privilege” cause I’ve been there. Everyone deserves the privilege of living in comfort, even the stinky, evil cis men.

Uh, that is to say I agree with you.

Some people on the internet seem to think passion = sexual arousal, I see it all the time with special interests.

You can obviously be passionate about pokemon, for example, without having carnal desires towards them, but the fact that they’re popular in certain kinds of art causes people to judge a huge community by its horniest creators.

That’s not to say the horny art is bad or anything (although I have a particular gripe with fantasies that wouldn’t pass the Harkness test), but it seems to always draw the wrong sort of attention.

Mossy, don’t take this the wrong day, but I’m laughing at the idea of you first looking at this post and thinking “I know someone is going to have questions about this and goddamnit I have the answers”

Thank you for your service

Vermintide is so damn sweaty that the people playing the game modded it simply so enemies could fuck you over faster and ignore the cc options in the game, it’s ridiculous

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https://youtu.be/SBUu1kBcksQ

To anyone who hasn’t watched this before, keep your expectations very low. They call it “poop” for a reason.

Now there’s a brand new sentence

I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect

It’s a joke in the same vein as updog. You get someone to ask “what’s bofa?” and you say “bofa deez nuts” in some form or fashion