Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 month agoGlass of wine rulelemm.eeimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageGlass of wine rulelemm.eeTodd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 month agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareneuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoLose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSlap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoGet a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
minus-squaremossy_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoNow there’s a brand new sentence
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Now there’s a brand new sentence
Goon of fortune.