• BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    I’ve said this before. As the child of someone who’s consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

    Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to “offset” it by giving you a proportionate amount of testosterone

    To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

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      2 hours ago

      Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.

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      To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

      Damn it, I knew I forgot something.

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    7 hours ago

    Ask I’ve climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

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    9 hours ago

    You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.

    Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      12 hours ago

      Careful, then you might end up with what my dad used to call "dickydo’. That’s when you’re tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.

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    13 hours ago

    Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

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    13 hours ago

    He’s got a matronly glow here

    He just finished pumping his hate milk from his man-maries

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      11 hours ago

      Good think nobody cares how you feel. And your not gonna do anything to stop it, every one is so sensitive these days. Live a little be an asshole.

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        I think it’s more about the ad hominem attack. I don’t love Elon Musk by any stretch of the imagination, but I don’t like him because of his ideas, beliefs, and the impact he’s having on my country. It has little to do with how he looks or the shape of his body. It’s his ideas and their implementation that people disagree with in actuality.

        Attacking how he looks is just a lazy way of attacking someone without putting in the effort to refute the beliefs and ideas he has. Sensitivity isn’t what is bothering OP. It’s that we’re missing the point by focusing on blind dislike instead of attacking the reasons that generated the dislike.

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          Fuck this you don’t have to be offended by any of this. Why are you taking it personally? Grow up and mind your own business. Fuck heads reap what they sow, why project anything onto anyone except what it means and is intended to offend.

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            You’re right; I don’t have to be offended or take it personally. As such, I am neither offended, nor am I taking any of the comments in this thread personally. This is mostly because I’m addressing the issue at hand, not the person involved, so there is nothing to be offended by or about.

            My point is that, you’re attacking the person, not their ideas. I get that it’s irritating to have someone question or throw a wrench into a post that was just supposed to be a good-old offensive time. Like I said, I’m no Musk lover, and I enjoy hating on him too - above bar or otherwise. But, OP brings up a good point by saying we should focus on the issues at hand as opposed to attacking what the person looks like. Also, since this is a public thread on Lemmy, if a person is willing to comment, it is obviously assumed that said comment then becomes the business of everyone on Lemmy (and, quite honestly, the entirety of the internet). Otherwise, why post at all? Is discourse not the point of this entire platform?

            I don’t think OP is a “fuck head” simply because they want to draw attention to the actual issues instead of being focused on circle-jerking about peoples’ unspecified hate for Musk. I don’t think they are offended by the post, just that we should be a bit better about the focus of our discontent. I get where you’re coming from though, it’s a shitpost community, and circle-jerk hate is very satisfying. As said, I, personally, do enjoy it, but I’m not the greatest human being, and I sometimes like to give in to that less reasonable part of myself. If that’s the kind of thing that you want to post about, that’s fine. Do it! Just don’t be surprised when other people call you out on your logical fallacy. Otherwise, if you think there is no fallacy at play, then you may not actually have any counter-arguments to the ideas and claims that Musk makes, and that is where OP’s concern lies.

            You seem like an intelligent person, so I doubt your only reasons for disliking Musk are simply corporeal. I think you should continue to have fun with shitposts like this while OP should continue to draw attention to the fact that, while this feels good, it’s not the actual issue that we’re dealing with, nor does it provide a solution.

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      13 hours ago

      Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

      Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

      But he does also have tits like someone who’s flip flopping on HRT