Built like a soft cybertruck

Elon’s moobs are even slightly bigger than this AI generated pic

The very beautiful and fertile Elonia

”You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself beat to death by Jake Paul…”

That’s a dirty joke

We really need to run a lead test on that spoon

His rallies have fizzled and I suspect this year (unlike 2016) a lot of these attendees were paid for their attendance, hence the common early exodus we have seen from his “supporters”.

This joke will inevitably collapse on itself