Clippy

Cortana

Bing

Copilot

“But there are so many rich people in America!”

Yes, and they got they way by designing the absolute most efficient system in the world for extracting all the money from everyone else.

I guess I missed the day in history class when they talked about the Warsaw Ghetto firing hundreds of thousands of rockets at civilians, murdered babies, beheaded people and repeatedly vowed to drive every last German into the sea for 50 years.

Fair enough. Assad was fighting ISIS, and he was still a genocidal maniac. Of course, Israel has a long way to go before they come anywhere close to that level of killing.

I don’t really get how the bad guys are a country fighting the literal Muslim Brotherhood who continue to hold American citizens and many others hostage for 529 days.

I started out with an old laptop then eventually “upgraded” to a refurbished office surplus desktop. I highly recommend starting out on a project PC as a sort of proof of concept before investing any money into it. Even hosting the family media libraries, I have never had an issue with streaming video, etc. even with pretty dated hardware.

Showerthought: You could technically have a three-bath house with zero showers or bathtubs, just six little sinks all over.

Me after a night of partying

I accidentally replied with my Social Security number. What kind of luck will that bring?

Chaotic evil

The camera

And you thought it was hard to find X before?

Imagine if your whole life was only a laser light show, then one day you break free of the gogo cage and discover the DJ who has been laying down that phat beat the entire time… That would be pretty trippy, right?

I’ve been pretty impressed with OnlyOffice for PDFs

Look who everyone is solving for now.

Car for witches

How did a photo of 14 year old me end up in ten forward?

That guy had a real pair of stones.

Given one next year that says two years.