Musky melons
The Hitler you get when you order off wish.
Looks like some good bean dip there.
Swag shirts suck now that American Apparel went under… pretty sure that’s not the problem he’s having here tho
I’ve said this before. As the child of someone who’s consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers
Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to “offset” it by giving you a proportionate amount of testosterone
To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.
To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
Damn it, I knew I forgot something.
Ask I’ve climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits
Very casual manner for a president to dress.
Trying to copy Zelensky. Same colour and everything.
Nice tits, bro!
You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.
Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.
This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.
No, embryos don’t produce eggs. Those are nonbinary nipples.
Old mate Elon space x x x
dread carefully,
he’s the reichest man on earth
And he’s still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.
Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.
come at me.
I get the pun, but it’s only him that says he’s the richest man on earth
Regardez ici, c’est un français, actuellement
Too bad this doesn’t translate as well audibly.
But I lol’d.
this is why i always make sure my belly sticks out past my chest.
Careful, then you might end up with what my dad used to call "dickydo’. That’s when you’re tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.
That’s called “mirroris dickus”. It’s an illness which symptom is that the only way you can see your dick is by looking at the mirror.
😅
Tag this with Musk so that my spam filters works. Thanks.
Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma
Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.