This is what is wrong with modern society. I take a train downtown and no inner city kid is worshiping the sun. Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
Without the sun we’d all be dead. I also hate cold weather & feel so much better with some sunshine. I’m surprised we don’t have more people that pray & give thanks to the sun.
Because people like me are praying for cold rainy weather and I think there’s more of us.
Heretic! Get him!
Has the sun tried threatening potential converts?
Works gangbusters for for the most popular religions.
Hell, they usually steal the sun’s defining characteristic to threaten followers with: 🔥🔥🔥.
Love me some Sunshine!
Because melanoma
If the sun accepted your prayer as worthy you would be spared.
We never stopped.
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God’s existence: No physical proof
Sun’s existence: Just look up
this is why y’all should praise the sun
See this is part of why I’m an atheist. I refuse to believe any God exists that’s dumber than Gary Gygax.
Another one of these, but maybe bigger, would probably do the trick.
Shuddup Sun! The world does not revolve around you!
We wouldn’t exist without the sun. It provides the energy we need to grow our food, and even to power our technology. Its existence is blatantly obvious. It answers prayers at about the same 50% rate as any other god. Just looking directly at the thing can harm you.
If I had to worship something, it’s certainly a very practical option.
Sun worshippers are harder to govern, because there’s no way for a single person to seize control. The Sun doesn’t create prophets and messiahs.
I mean, don’t sell past sold
You have a point. But I advise that while you worship the sun, don’t pray to it. Instead, pray to Joe Pesci. He’s a guy who can get things done.
Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
Ok, on it!
Yeah it’s like, dude? The Sun is real.
We really could use a little George Carlin right about now… And Joe Pesci, just to be safe.
Damn dude, you made me think Joe Pesci was dead. Still kicking at 81 years of age.
Nah, just a living legend.
Is it still the sun or merely a flaming ball of gas illuminating the world?
YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?
It’s not gas, you silly fuck, it’s a miasma of incandescent plasma.
I say it’s a miasma of incandescent plasma of peace, you chowderhead (ง’̀-'́)ง
It’s pronounced chowder!
Okay, you asked for it, Boggs ᕦ( ● 益 ● )ᕤ 💥
flaming ball of gas illuminating the world?
Back in my day we called the sun “the sun”. You ding dang 40 year old millennial kids and your darn pronouns!!!
What’s next, Pluto not being a planet?
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A good solar flare/EMP or six ought to do it. Right back to the stone ages
If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.
