You do know it’s not a requirement to use the urinal, they also have private pee booths as well.

Reminds me of this song

It means that you have to go do that down at your local park, thats what those tables are for.

You just gotta send an email with videos and pictures of you having a wank that only say “This won’t stop until I can watch porn freely again” .

Have you tried yelling " WHOOP WHOOP" at it?

Jimmy will win that one.

Be awkward by not talking, they can’t hold your words against you if you don’t say any words.

#goals

A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.

Kinda like tinting a window?

Ahh, so it was talking shit then.

Well, what did your poo tell you?

Yeah, just walking out the first door is enough for me to not need the toilet anymore… Definitely new pants tho.

I think that’s called a civil war.

Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

For me that meant that dinner was half an hour away. That tune always makes me hungry now.

They are pretty cool.

I used to like diamonds and guns by the transplants, now it makes me want to wash my hair.

Where won’t that man hide?