queermunist she/her

The limit is our distance from the Sun. After a certain point the greenhouse gasses can’t make up for the fact that we just get less radiation than Venus does. The maximum potential I’ve seen is 10°C - almost all life would go extinct and we’d have to live on the tropical Antarctic archipelago, but not Venus.

I have one that’s like a four leaf clover. It’s sick 👍

That is not what happened.

Humans aren’t static. You don’t actually have these secret hidden likes AI can discover, instead, you grow to like the stuff that becomes familiar. You’re being trained.

I don’t have to stare at large screen anymore!

Now I am free to stare at small screen. 📱

If only there was some🔻thing we could do.

YES! Yes holy shit, I love to make kids cringe by intentionally using memes wrong.

I’m not even a teacher but this is the best part of being a full adult.

When I was a kid I wanted sugar rope, I didn’t want a complex experience.

Fuck rolling Rs is so hard for my cracker ass.

Cumming is bourgeois.

VEM

Vegan
Except
Mosquitos

No one learns history from statues. We don’t have any statues of Hitler but you certainly know who he was.

The past will still be there in textbooks and we can teach everyone what an irredeemable fucking monster he was.

Statues are icons meant to glorify history. You don’t learn anything from a statue, it’s just a celebration.

Let’s glorify good history and not bad history.

I wish I had the patience to write! I just read a lot of amateur stuff on ArchiveOfOurOwn and this seems like something I’d find there.

There’s a supernatural masquerade, with vampires and witches and werewolves living among us, and all sorts of mundane regulations are just their influence on the government.

You think fluoride in our water supply is for our teeth? Bah! It’s a vital mineral nutrient for the goblins and dwarves from the Underdark. They have a treaty with the surface governments to allow them to easily adjust.

That’s why you don’t hear about vampire attacks anymore.

Can’t wait for a hallucinating AI to report me for assault because I hugged someone in public.

Equality of et al - how about no one gets their names inserted into the paper, everyone is just put in the bibliography. No “first authors.” Instead, the institution gets the reference i.e. instead of (Miller et al 2005) it can be (Cornell U. et al 2005). Then, because it’s digital, mouse over the reference for a full list of people involved.

Solves the problem of worthless administration slapping their personal name on it.

It’s not like these are written on literal paper. It’s the 21st century, There’s no reason to save space in digital documents when you can just format them differently.

This is why workers forced movies and shows to put everyone in the closing credits.

Y’all need to unionize.