So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne
Fire cannot kill a dragon
This is in poor taste abd very obvious photo manipulation, Ronald isn’t even sitting on anything.
this is in poor taste
Translation - I’m desperate to draw attention to myself by being offended on someone else’s behalf
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers…
God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.
It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.
My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?
mcspicy
He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.
This could become a religion.
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
6 hours before: “This is fine”
The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?
Easy: he’s made of shitty photoshop
The same stuff that stops their burgers and fries from ever decomposing, I guess. PFAS?
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap
“You’re gonna be flame-grilled Anakin…”
