Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump
For the rat penis transplant, of course.
Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.
Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.
I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused
.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC
Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?
No because there isn’t a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.
Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?
Community note: This is 100% factual
Too much was being asked of it
It’s not his bag, baby!
Hey whats this?
Can confirm.
No might about it.
I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.
It sparks whenever you hit the button.
That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background
I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true
Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.
I’m making a community note on this right now.
True.
Community note: this is absolutely factual.
Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.
It still uses a pump
Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.
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The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.
I’m not particularly happy about it either, but it fit the comment above as a good response.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!
Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?
He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC
