Every time when it’s not on fire.

At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

I can’t wait for the Russian troll farm employees to get drafted.

That’s the scary part. Maybe there are some competent people back there this time.

Jed: Yeah but one’s a worman!

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

They have it better than these poor gents

Bold of you to assume that’s a lady.