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Call Dave

wjh?

if someone says good morning my response is always What’s good about it?

"Time for my favourite game, is there a limit?

–several hours later –

if there is I couldn’t find it but check out my frame rate now"

Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats

without actual incentives there’s no way to tell the difference between a legit slacker and someone who’s just had enough of corporate’s shit.

I’m the best worker you’ve ever had and you’ll never know.

I knew it. I knew she was a fish,

where is “garbage truck wakes me up and I realise I forgot to put out the trash again and have to rush it to the curb” ?

My mental state is that except often enough the truck driver and I are on first name basis.

groceries=chips

https://youtu.be/-b42PLQExow

Meanwhile in fashion news: The French Dressing

exactly, old-fashioned Rick Roll was dead long before youtube ads

A Rick Roll is a link to a domain that disables your ability to close your browser and maxes your volume.

Youtube links have never been Rick rolls.

in Asian countries it still isn’t smart to drink the water so cooking in water to make a soup base is very common.

In England they got around this by drinking all the tea and/or beer so they could enjoy their dry lunch without getting cholera.

You suck McBaine

MFW: POV is used incorrectly. SMH my head.

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someone smarter than me needs to backronym this

right? end of support has never meant end of useful life in my experience. I went from 98 to vista. don’t inconvenience yourself is my main advice to people looking to switch. Shit I’ll probably be installing win 10 LTSC at some point even though I’m all in on Linux as a daily driver already.

Yellow Dog

I actually ran this on a PPC Mac back in the day