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This is most likely a joke. It’s not even confirmed it was drugs.

https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225

“After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.”

My partner figured out how to put their hand into a spinning dryer drum.

I bought so many plate heaters and beading.

I like calling them fatback

OCeeean MAAAan.

They’re a lot more similar irl than you’d expect.

A family friend of mine recently donated their old entertainment system to me, and it can’t even fit my 50 dollar Vizio dumb TV. I just put it on top. It’s also, INSANE how heavy entertainment systems use to be, to hold up old fat backs. It’s weird to think a good chunk of Gen z remember fat backs.

I think it smells like mint gum and wood chips. I’ve only ever smelled it when I was landscaping and accidentally killed a bunch of ants.

It’s a complex issue. We’re talking about human beings. I don’t know why you want to argue with me. All I know is that I kept people alive, and I’m happy.

They did. They wouldn’t have eaten otherwise. It was a dietary choice. When you get that old, you’ll die before you try new things. Nutrition is also very important. We we’re SUPPOSED to keep track of everyone’s nutritional needs, but honestly, no one does. I’m not trying to rep. Myself. That’s just the reality of the situation.

I’ll give an example: (real world, this man died)

You’re a man from Romania who survived the holocaust. You taught physics across Europe. You had children, but none of them talk to you because you’re too conservative. They put you in a home. Now I, a random, young dude with 0% understanding of what you went through, is trying to keep you alive. You just want your meat broth with wine, or perhaps a rye sandwich with cooked salami and sauerkruat. No matter what, those people couldn’t even show up to meals in time, and they’d be cut off. The doctors gave them vitamins. I would work overtime and bring him his favorite sandwich. He was supposed to die immediately. I gave him a few more months. Treat people with kindness, please; they live longer. I could give a list of their dietary needs. We could go all day.

I don’t agree with old, conservative views, but I’ll keep your Grandpa alive while facilitating their diet/ religious views. I don’t like it, but that’s how it is, unless you want to change it.

I don’t know why, but this brought back a memory for me. I used to work at a Jewish retirement home, and CHEESE BURGERS were always the non-kosher thing people wanted that got me in trouble. No one wanted shrimp or pork, but God damn, did they want their cheese burger.

Edit: I’m sorry if you’re Kosher, I probably slipped your parent(s) meat and cheese (if they asked). Generally, they needed it. They usually live a lot longer with a more varied diet. I worked at a pretty nice home, so they had a nice Kosher diet, too. It got complicated with different Europeans. Dang I miss them.

Did anyone’s elses teacher drop a small amount of sea water on their head, then he put a drop underneath a microscope, causing everyone to collectively freak out?

We brought some queer out here.

Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.

I live in a place called “Rainbow” and can’t tell how disappointed I was, when I realized there’s no queer community out here.

Oh, it’s because they live in a low oxygen environment. They can breathe through their skin and gills.

It’s not.

He gave a girl herpes. That’s why he got tested and sued.

Also, you got me thinking of “Carlos Danger”.

You can live with me on a ranch. You just have to go to my weird religious services and do all the work without pay. It’s super worth it. /s

I can’t believe a miss the fucking office.

“Rotten Manngos” is the opposite somehow. Let’s jump into a giant Stanley cup.