Jesus was a boob man. boobs are bearer of nourishment and a symbol of motherhood.
The ass is from the devil.
Someone should ask Biff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb:_The_Gospel_According_to_Biff,_Christ's_Childhood_Pal
(It is such a good and very funny book.)
It’s always a weird question to me. Every time I see boobs, there is an ass attached to the same person. Both is the way
What is this question😭
Breasts, there’s a lot of art made of Christ being breastfed.
Obviously a feet man. Further evidence that Tarantino is Jesus.
What advice would you give to your younger self?
Was there not a passage about how he washed feet or something?
I’m pretyy sure Paul had the celibacy fetish and introduced the sex=bad element to the dogma. Some scholars even suggest that was his thing since the other gods were sex positive. (At least toward men getting laid.)
Post biblcal Christianity was informed, in part, by Hellenic philosophical traditions, which were apollonian in nature. Women’s sexuality was on the dionysian side.
This is aphobic. Asexuals are human too.
Most carpenters I’ve ever known were more boobs men
I honestly can’t say, but I know one thing for certain.
the man loved to get nailed.
He did carry around some pretty large wood.
More resigned to it. Has to close his eyes and think of England.
Unsurprising, he was hung too.
His best buddy was super hung. You can’t tell me the J-man didn’t know about his fellow J’s swinging.
Long hair, glamorous face, skinny ripped body? Jesus was a twink.
Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.
Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.
I thought “parting the Sea” was a euphemism for spreading some bussy?
Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.
Lust is sinful, and Jesus was without sin, though
Ergo he exploited the poophole loophole, thus our brother in Christ was (is?) an ass man.
The whole “camel through eye of a needle” allegory is a hidden clue for anal obsession /s
Having attraction preferences doesn’t mean you’re lustful.
Depends on whom you’re asking, but lots of christians consider it a sin outside of marriage. Super healthy message to give young kids /s