Ironic.

Some of those rains went unblessed because someone missed them.

I’m buying stock in iron lung manufacturing when RFK bans vaccines and polio comes back. Also investing in chain link fence for all the concentration camps, and tiny coffins for the nonviable fetuses forced to be delivered.

If you leave them all in place they all turn into free mulch and compost anyway. And you avoid using the fossil fuels to power the mower you don’t need in the first place.

What about For®est Gump?

Plain Jane

But Mug root beer isn’t even good. I’d rather just drink Pepto Bismol.

“Significant other”. It’s a stand-in for any partner (boy/girlfriend, husband/wife, commonlaw, fuckbuddy, etc)

That’s a stage name. I assume some of the others on the list are too.

Even once I had a great doctor who knew what I had, it still took nearly two years to find a medication that worked for me with side-effects that I could tolerate. It’s a long frustrating journey.

Memento. Great movie.

North is W
West is A
South is S
East is D

… unless you hit Q or E and rotated the camera, in which case you’re fucked.

Don’t worry, that can be sourced locally. Trump produces enough bullshit to supply the country.

Just take it and pretend you’re scrolling Lemmy for 3 hours before telling them the battery is low.

The “you’ve got mail” guy recently died.

Fascism is something to be alarmed about! It’s an existential threat to democracy!

And this is exactly what’s wrong with the Democrats, and why Biden never should’ve run. They’re too comfortable in their big houses with all their money and privilege. They have no fucking idea what it’s like for most Americans, and clearly they don’t care because they’ve never had to. There is no party in the US to fight for regular people, so they didn’t vote.

And democracy never comes back peacefully. Dictators never give up their power. The only way to bring it back is through revolution. Many more lives will be lost just to bring what the voters gave up this week.

That’s a Canada goose. They get pretty big.

Definitely shopped though.

I feel like I should bookmark this picture because it’ll probably come in handy.